The Functional Squeezie - 12 pack
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Caffeine free pre-workout for everyday training built to improve athletic performance through functional supplements.
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Addiction is REAL!
Are you unable to hit a good lift without a 150mg+ can of "energy?" We understand what caffeine withdrawls feel like because our family & friends have suffered.
Science-Backed Formula
By combining the most studied supplements like Organic Beetroot powder & Creatine, you'll achieve the pump you love so much without any harsh crash mid-workout. Our supplement ingredients are suitable for all people, with a simple 5g of Creatine & 200mg of L-Theanine.
Pocket-Sized Energy
Our honey "squeezie" fits seamlessly in your pocket or bag. Perfect for right before a lift, run, or sports game for focused energy.
Quick Carbs
Nutritional
Antioxidant
Organic Raw Unfiltered Honey
Sourced from the Yucatán Peninsula and tested pesticide-free, our honey is never heated above 100°F, helping preserve its natural nutrients for clean, quick, sustained energy.
Strength
Cognition
Muscle Building
Micronized Creatine Monohydrate
The most researched supplement in sports nutrition, proven to support strength, muscle growth, power, and cognitive performance. Micronized for faster muscle absorption.
Increased Blood Flow
Dietary Nitrate
Supports Heart Health
Organic Beetroot Powder
A natural source of dietary nitrates that increases blood flow for a better pump while supporting VO2 max, endurance, and time to exhaustion for stronger, longer-lasting training performance.
Antioxidant
Cognition
Anti-inflammatory
Organic Ceylon Cinnamon
Rich in antioxidants with natural anti-inflammatory properties, and Ceylon cinnamon is prized for its naturally lower coumarin content than cassia, with warm, smooth flavor.
Focus
Mental Clarity
Stress Management
L-Theanine
An amino acid that promotes calm, focused energy, helping improve mental clarity, concentration, and performance without jitters or crashes.
Antioxidant
Anxiety Reduction
Anti-inflammatory
Organic Ground Vanilla Beans
Rich in antioxidants with natural anti-inflammatory properties, plus vanilla’s key compounds are also studied for antimicrobial activity, while adding a smooth, subtle flavor.
Electrolytes
Minerals
Thyroid Support
Iodized Pink Himalayan Salt
Provides sodium for hydration and muscle function, plus added iodine to support thyroid health and electrolyte balance during training.
Backed by REALLY COOL PEOPLE
"On my runs each day, I take a Zips Functional Squeezie and I feel fantastic. I do about 10 aerobic miles for training and maintaining, and these squeezies are great for quick carbs and powerful ingredients."
BLAKE GRICE
6x Ironman Athlete & Owner of Electric City Mixed Martial Arts
"I'll tell you what, that honey, yum!!! It tastes really nice and gives you all day energy. It’s a wonderful thing to see young people striving for that entrepreneurial life. I absolutely love it."
FES BATISTA
Professional UK boxer for Misfits Boxing & World Boxing Council
“I appreciate that this product is formulated with honey, beetroot, cinnamon and creatine, and designed to address consistent energy through a workout or training. While a balanced and healthy diet still essential, this quality product can be a helpful addition to those who need a convenient and reliable option.”
KELLY McCOMBS
Senior Instructor & Sports Dietitian at University of SC-Beaufort
"Love the taste. This is the best creatine pouch I’ve found. The ingredients are top-notch: honey, cinnamon, vanilla, and pink Himalayan salt all pair really well together. But the addition of beetroot and L-Theanine is what really sets this product apart from the rest."
KYLE ROBEY
Blackbelt Jiu Jitsu Coach & Owner of Coastal Jiu Jitsu Gym
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
No caffeine = Feel good energy ⚡
Who We Are
Running on 2 college kids & a dream, Zips was born in September of 2025.
We're a company founded on a simple belief: fuel should be effective but never sacrifice being clean and organic. Using authentic ingredients and recipe testing, we've created a Functional Squeezie that works as hard as you do, without the nasty chemicals, fillers, artifical anything, or whatever "natural flavors" means.
Our commitment goes beyond whole ingredients. We're dedicated to making quality functional products accessible to every active human, because everyone deserves simple, trustworthy energy.